Also "leave the first time she frightens you". It's not always the man.

I'm amazed how many adults can't bring themselves even to admit that they were wrong to a child, much less apologize for what they did.

Cooking is art, baking is science.

I just posted this on my Facebook 3 days ago, after I saw it on one page.

That's very wise!

THIS!!!!

This is super important. I understand that people are scared of being judged, but lying could lead to big problems. And chances are, the doctors probably aren’t going to judge you since they see odd things all the time.

And don't give tablets to babies.

You wouldn't answer an adult's joke even if you knew the punchline, or at least most people wouldn't. There's a broader issue of paying kids the same respect that we pay adults.

Unless you drive a BMW and haven't paid for them as an extra.

or cuts your hair and shaves your beard. just don't.

Also, the time you spend sleeping is not wasted time. Your body needs it to rest, your brain needs it to process and sort out information and experiences.

Handshakes and good intentions mean nothing in a court of law.

I've never even tried a cigarette. My friends in high school offered me one quite a few times, but I always said I don't want to. Because "No, Thank you" is a valid answer. I said, I'm not judging you for smoking, but I don't have to smoke to be friends with you. Good friends understand this.

And the custodial staff. And the kitchen.

Hahaha, I actually used it but I just couldn't go, even in dream, my body knows something is odd.

I wish more people would see it this way. It breaks my heart to see pets suffer because their human can't let them go. It's not fair, they don't even understand. I realised this when my senior dog had cancer and I made the decision to let her go, and my older colleague (who herself had a long and hard battle with cancer) said to me "Thank you for not letting her suffer, this is what she would have wanted."

Within reason, yes. That being said, people who love you may be trying to pull you out of MLM schemes, cults, or cesspools of fake news. In those situations, they really are trying to help you cut ties, and it's reasonable for them to discourage you from letting MLMers/cultists/fake news weigh in on your leaving. That being said, they should 100% be in favor of you talking with neutral third parties, like other friends, a therapist, librarians, your doctor, even random strangers.

I love you Bored Panda friends. I wish you all great Holidays :)

I never expect discount from a friend for something, I only ask them to do it well.

If a kid ever hands you a telephone, you eat it like a banana.

“Why is this position open?”

yeah! it took a while for me to admit i liked a lot of things, especially irl, because i was afraid that people would quit being friends with me. turns out, a lot of people share my weird interests!

I wish I was a shark.

I would offer a hug. A big tight hug

Just don't dwell on the past, regret nothing, it can't be changed and live for the now.

Its been two years and I still wait for the person who sent me an email saying that they will send proof of weird porn I had been watching to everyone I know if I didnt transfer money within the next 48 hours after opening the mail. I dont even watch porn so I was really excited to see what they had found.

SPF 30 or higher

Swap events are great because they allow you to directly exchange something that is worthless to you for something valuable while the people you're swapping with are getting just as good a deal.

Every time you drink water, you are 3 days away from death.

I would take it further and say 'sleep on it'. Literally.

And what you learn doesn't necessarily have to be useful. It's okay to learn how a nuclear reactor works just because it's interesting. It's okay to spend close to 2 hours listening to a documentary on bloody queuing if that keeps you entertained. Not everything you learn has to be a skill, just a new fact here or there will keep your brain healthy.

I am not sure I like this. First: It places the responsibility on the victim. Never a good idea. Second: I think you totally underestimate the persistence of especially kids. When bullies want to get a reaction out of you, they will. No one has that kind of self control. They just wear you down. You can walk away from a stranger in street most times, but bullies will literally follow you around. Advice like that just makes it seem too easy and as if victims are just not trying hard enough.

Isn't there a rush? I am almost 50 now, and I started to collect cats.

Ditto physical health. You've only got one meat suit to occupy in this life. Do your best to take care of it.

As someone who’s just gone into remission after getting a chronic illness by overworking, I’ve always found this a bit condescending. My employer does things like profit sharing in addition to full overtime pay; the issue is that he works a lot himself and so when I went to unhealthy levels, it flew under the radar. And the reason why I overworked was because I finally had the opportunity to work in a job that didn’t make me feel like s**t all time, plus I have a general background of struggling to say no. Doesn’t mean it was healthy, but I hate it when people forget that people who get into these kinds of situations are human beings.

Remember that "No." is a complete sentence. You do not have to justify that answer. "I have other plans, but thank you for thinking of me" is just as good. The fact that my plans are to stay in my jammies and binge watch Downton Abbey are completely irrelevant.

Round up when budgeting how much you owe, round down when looking at what you have. Save ~6 months of expenses in a liquid (readily available) savings account. Invest anything else that's not daily spending money. Invest for retirement first, followed by personal insurance, like personal disability plans. After that look to 5-15 year investments. And start young!

also, Google: "Breugger's Postural Break". Upper and Lower Cross Syndromes might be minor but can lead to more serious issues later on.

And don't expect other people to understand the things you think are 'obvious'